{"product_id":"gag-series-grip-of-rebuke","title":"Gag Series – Grip of Rebuke","description":"\u003ch2\u003eOverview:\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSometimes words aren't enough... so here's a conversation piece that certainly is. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Grip of Rebuke is a light-hearted addition to the Gag Series by ReganMade, combining the appearance of a wooden cross with a stylized pistol grip to create a humorous desktop ornament that's sure to spark conversation. Designed purely as a novelty item, it's perfect for collectors, prank gifts, office desks, man caves, game rooms, or anyone with an appreciation for quirky humour. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether it's displayed on a shelf or given as a memorable gift, the Grip of Rebuke isn't meant to offend—it's meant to get a laugh. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNo batteries. No ammunition. Just divine levels of sarcasm.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHumorous novelty ornament with a unique cross-and-grip inspired design. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesigned as a conversation starter and collectible display piece. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLightweight yet durable construction. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrecision 3D printed for crisp detail and long-lasting durability. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eEasy two-piece assembly. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSpecifications:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial: Plastic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eManufacturing: 3D Printed \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFinish: Signature 3D-printed finish \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eColours: Black Grip with Wooden Brown Cross \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDimensions (Assembled): 5 in × 1.5 in × 10.5 in \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWeight: Approximately 150g\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePackage Includes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOne (1) Bottom Grip\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOne (1) Top Cross\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOne (1) Bottle of Super Glue\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAssembly:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAssembly is quick and straightforward. Apply a small amount of the included liquid super glue to the joining surfaces, connect the grip and cross, and allow the adhesive to cure before displaying.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e!!!Warning!!!\u003c\/strong\u003e May cause spontaneous laughter, double takes, and someone asking, \"Wait... what exactly am I looking at?\" Best displayed where people appreciate good humour—and perhaps a little harmless mischief.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBut if you cannot purchase the item, see the following link: \u003cstrong\u003ehttps:\/\/teleportpod.com\/portal\/3b31a3e5-8f98-4fd0-8302-85816e92be55?item=5630\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Slant3D","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46764093636687,"sku":"GS_GOR","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0687\/3464\/8399\/files\/normal.png?v=1789245957","url":"https:\/\/reganmade3dp.com\/products\/gag-series-grip-of-rebuke","provider":"ReganMade3DP","version":"1.0","type":"link"}